tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

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shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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tealcheesecake:

Beautiful clouds after a nice shower. ☁️🌙

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)

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  • Seventh grade me: oh my god I hope nobody can tell I'm gay please no
  • Present me: WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU REALIZE I'M GAY DO I NEED TO PAINT MYSELF RAINBOW
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Anonymous said: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

delphinated:

homolesbians:

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

Yes

Also if someone asks you this, they’re gay and are wondering if you are too.

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eskeweskimo:

I would just like to say that Hedgehogs are beautiful!!!!

eskeweskimo:

I would just like to say that Hedgehogs are beautiful!!!!

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All my classes are cancelled today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: toronjas)

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crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

(Source: pixie-grotto)

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gay-masturbation:

watching a girl take off her shirt has got to be one of the most satisfying things ever

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ijustloveyoutubers:

shitstorm-helbig:

Cheryl gets hit in the face by a straw

she looks so offended

I adore her.

(Source: cherylisms)

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