Does anybody really know what I'm talking about?

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

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memecucker:

When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it

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politicalprof:

If you saw this in a foreign country, you’d say that a failed leader incited his supporters to storm the democratically-elected legislature in order to overthrow a democratic election and violently stay in power.

And you’d be right.

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sexhaver:

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rev-another-bondi-blonde:

I’m not asking for much…

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surprisedentistry:

lesbian-bookworm:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays 

gentiles will be like “are you going to fly across the country to be with your family for Hanukkah? also do you really need time off for Yom Kippur” 

Not to make you my teacher but if you dont mind what are the most significant Jewish holidays/what they mean

Ive tried to google it but i usually only find christian bullshit

If you dont wanna thats all good to

hey! it’s admirable to want to know more. i’d recommend checking out JewFAQ’s Gentile’s Guide to the Holidays as sort of a short entry point. if you want more information on any of the specific holidays mentioned, you can check out the individual articles for those holidays under the “times” tab 😊

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anxietyproblem:

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cowboy:

day-time-dream:

headspace-hotel:

ankewehner:

headspace-hotel:

quinintheclouds:

cowboy:

cowboy:

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons’ little hands have been right

is that the…only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don’t worry about it

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

We been in quarantine so long that people who had sex during the first week are having their quarantine babies this month.

julian2006:

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

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